Panfebbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing alligator.

Panfebbug created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panfebbug, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Panfebbug, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Panfebbug's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Panfebbug's Holy Commandments

1. Put Panfebbug first in all things.

2. Always help swans.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Panfebbug in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not speak about spinach.