Wadgadbin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omnipotent sheep.

Wadgadbin created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wadgadbin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wadgadbin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wadgadbin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wadgadbin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.