Cimkinsom Sinyarnill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying troll.

Cimkinsom Sinyarnill created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimkinsom Sinyarnill, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cimkinsom Sinyarnill, he will jump up and down on your head.

Cimkinsom Sinyarnill's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cimkinsom Sinyarnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear blue corsets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Cimkinsom Sinyarnill loves monkeys, so they must be respected.