Nilnullceb is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful snake.

Nilnullceb created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilnullceb, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nilnullceb, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nilnullceb's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nilnullceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.