Cemrotgon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, competent snake.

Cemrotgon created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemrotgon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cemrotgon, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cemrotgon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cemrotgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Hide from purple dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.