Popranwon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, amazing camel.

Popranwon created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popranwon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Popranwon, she will turn you into a mouse.

Popranwon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Popranwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must love Popranwon.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popranwon.