Cankinbit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust meerkat.

Cankinbit created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cankinbit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cankinbit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cankinbit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cankinbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always obey Cankinbit's priests.