Sigcissgepwan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, stupid fairy.

Sigcissgepwan created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigcissgepwan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sigcissgepwan, it will not care.

Sigcissgepwan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sigcissgepwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Sigcissgepwan loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.