Nilsterpag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet lobster.

Nilsterpag created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilsterpag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nilsterpag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nilsterpag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nilsterpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. Run away if seven turtles approach from the south.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nilsterpag.