Zeddinhom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unthinking dragonfly.

Zeddinhom created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Zeddinhom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zeddinhom, it will turn you into a sheep.

Zeddinhom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Zeddinhom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zeddinhom.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.