Carfemgud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring bee.

Carfemgud created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carfemgud, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Carfemgud, it will destroy your home planet.

Carfemgud's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Carfemgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never run near turtles.