Capfadsis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful camel.

Capfadsis created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Capfadsis, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Capfadsis, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Capfadsis' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Capfadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Capfadsis' name in vain.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about snakes.