Pancebbonk Bab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective meerkat.

Pancebbonk Bab created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pancebbonk Bab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pancebbonk Bab, it will curse you with boils.

Pancebbonk Bab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pancebbonk Bab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always obey Pancebbonk Bab's priests.