Cutbettab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever centipede.

Cutbettab created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutbettab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutbettab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cutbettab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cutbettab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not kill cats.