Hadyarfad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever tapir.

Hadyarfad created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Hadyarfad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hadyarfad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hadyarfad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hadyarfad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the west.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Always obey Hadyarfad's priests.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.