Komhunbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm monkey.

Komhunbarn created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komhunbarn, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Komhunbarn, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Komhunbarn's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Komhunbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never laugh near shrews.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Do not chop down trees.