Paktailzad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented cobra.

Paktailzad created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Paktailzad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Paktailzad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Paktailzad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Paktailzad's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect your elders.