Lunrullgom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured rat.

Lunrullgom created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Lunrullgom, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lunrullgom, he will turn you into a worm.

Lunrullgom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Lunrullgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lunrullgom.

5. Never mention voles.