Davmotduss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering swan.

Davmotduss created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Davmotduss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Davmotduss, he will think nothing of it.

Davmotduss' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Davmotduss' Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Davmotduss.