Tiplidvogyokjop is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient wyrm.

Tiplidvogyokjop created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiplidvogyokjop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tiplidvogyokjop, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tiplidvogyokjop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tiplidvogyokjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never bounce in the presence of horses.
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