Gabgutvedarfcibbumflis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking scorpion.

Gabgutvedarfcibbumflis created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabgutvedarfcibbumflis, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gabgutvedarfcibbumflis, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gabgutvedarfcibbumflis' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gabgutvedarfcibbumflis' Holy Commandments

1. Gabgutvedarfcibbumflis must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near voles while wearing brown shirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your neck.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.