Tifabbass is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sage wolf.

Tifabbass created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifabbass, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tifabbass, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tifabbass' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tifabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Tifabbass loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.