Hogfligvonk is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient wyvern.

Hogfligvonk created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogfligvonk, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogfligvonk, she will turn you into a goat.

Hogfligvonk's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hogfligvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Hogfligvonk loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. You must never eat peanuts.