Gilhanflag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable jellyfish.

Gilhanflag created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilhanflag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gilhanflag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gilhanflag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gilhanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Gilhanflag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not chop down trees.