Dangepwat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest beaver.

Dangepwat created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dangepwat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dangepwat, he will turn you into a rat.

Dangepwat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dangepwat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never feed lots of rice to rats while wearing indigo kilts.

4. Never sprint in the presence of turtles.

5. Never wear rings.