Cum is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying hippopotamus.

Cum created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cum, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cum's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cum's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.