Tiffabjoppib Zigstigmot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, conceited fox.

Tiffabjoppib Zigstigmot created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiffabjoppib Zigstigmot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tiffabjoppib Zigstigmot, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tiffabjoppib Zigstigmot's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tiffabjoppib Zigstigmot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Never leap near snakes.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.