Sakmegfen is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous
rhinoceros.
Sakmegfen created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sakmegfen, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Sakmegfen, it will turn you into a rat.
Sakmegfen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Sakmegfen's Holy Commandments1. Never leap near voles.
2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sakmegfen.