Rullcadkiphabvenced is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak butterfly.

Rullcadkiphabvenced created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullcadkiphabvenced, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rullcadkiphabvenced, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rullcadkiphabvenced's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rullcadkiphabvenced's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear blue stockings.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Do not eat nuts.