Dotnablin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witty crow.

Dotnablin created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotnablin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dotnablin, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dotnablin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dotnablin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not take Dotnablin's name in vain.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Never think about special relativity near manatees while wearing brown coats and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.