Fagbonwon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous jackal.

Fagbonwon created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagbonwon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fagbonwon, he will turn you into a worm.

Fagbonwon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fagbonwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Fagbonwon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.