Cadcussban is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet donkey.

Cadcussban created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadcussban, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cadcussban, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cadcussban's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cadcussban's Holy Commandments

1. Cadcussban loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.