Davweehig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-assured jaguar.

Davweehig created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davweehig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Davweehig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Davweehig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Davweehig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from white bats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always obey Davweehig's priests.

5. Never jump near dogs.