Flyfarnbom is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident pigeon.

Flyfarnbom created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyfarnbom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flyfarnbom, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Flyfarnbom's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Flyfarnbom's Holy Commandments

1. Flyfarnbom loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Do not take Flyfarnbom's name in vain.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.