Rotdubbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, generous walrus.

Rotdubbarn created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotdubbarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rotdubbarn, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Rotdubbarn's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rotdubbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat green fruit.