Fossyarllam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive narwhal.

Fossyarllam created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossyarllam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fossyarllam, he will ignore you.

Fossyarllam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fossyarllam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not cook food in pots.