Zog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome fish.

Zog created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zog, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zog's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Zog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.