Larpinghig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful rhinoceros.

Larpinghig created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Larpinghig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larpinghig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Larpinghig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Larpinghig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Larpinghig on top of all buildings.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Worship no other gods but Larpinghig.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.