Vabafzandutzoghan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, slow warg.

Vabafzandutzoghan created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabafzandutzoghan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vabafzandutzoghan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Vabafzandutzoghan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Vabafzandutzoghan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not hurt doves.