Wonfebrowbit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able squirrel.

Wonfebrowbit created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonfebrowbit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wonfebrowbit, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wonfebrowbit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wonfebrowbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Wonfebrowbit on top of all buildings.