Sinfadwit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful coyote.

Sinfadwit created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinfadwit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sinfadwit, she will strike you with lightening.

Sinfadwit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sinfadwit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide from orange great tits for they are unholy.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not kill rats.