Xembidbus is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish swallow.

Xembidbus created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xembidbus, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xembidbus, she will strike you with lightening.

Xembidbus' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Xembidbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Xembidbus.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never talk about optics near monkeys while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing four gold spheres on your back.