Ranlarnkap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous otter.

Ranlarnkap created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ranlarnkap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ranlarnkap, she will turn you into a rat.

Ranlarnkap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ranlarnkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ranlarnkap.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.