Cadwabfar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful scorpion.

Cadwabfar created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadwabfar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cadwabfar, she will strike you with lightening.

Cadwabfar's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cadwabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.