Vadfigbon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish fish.

Vadfigbon created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadfigbon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vadfigbon, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vadfigbon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vadfigbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Vadfigbon loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never sing near geese.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.