Busyarhab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, flying badger.

Busyarhab created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Busyarhab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Busyarhab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Busyarhab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Busyarhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if three mites approach from the west.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Busyarhab on top of all buildings.