Gubfatgar Hotdagnat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise raven.

Gubfatgar Hotdagnat created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gubfatgar Hotdagnat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gubfatgar Hotdagnat, he will destroy your home planet.

Gubfatgar Hotdagnat's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gubfatgar Hotdagnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing cyan rings and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.

3. Never feed oranges to manatees while wearing indigo shirts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look in ponds.