Fodlanarp is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional dragon.

Fodlanarp created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlanarp, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fodlanarp, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fodlanarp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fodlanarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fodlanarp's priests.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Do not shave your arms.