Hatdav is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, charitable bird.

Hatdav created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatdav, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hatdav, he will turn you into a frog.

Hatdav's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near gulls while wearing yellow shorts and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. You must pray to Hatdav four times a day.

5. Put Hatdav first in all things.