Narpogtof is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, temperamental bat.

Narpogtof created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narpogtof, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Narpogtof, it will turn you into a dog.

Narpogtof's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Narpogtof's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo mice, for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Do not shave your neck.